Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,770 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (210/210 points)
you shrek
you did it
You did the win in Super Gangsta Mario!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/255 points)
easy mode
The first of many
Double digits yippee
Coping, malding or seething rn?
Died yet?
Pissing your pants out of rage?
Please stop
YOU WIN WOYU WN :DDDDDD
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
You started reading the Jar. Yay?
Medals Earned: 8/10 (135/150 points)
Complete your morning
Find a way downtown
Enjoy the park!
Your tummy has a bit of the rumblies
How should you spend your free time?
Time to unwind
Better get ready for bed!
The day's over
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Complete your list of errands
Medals Earned: 2/10 (125/435 points)
can you doit???!
clear the enemy rush!
beat the pansu kawaii level
beat the gnomes level
beat the jungle temple level
collect all the three pieces
You Will NEVER be able to Get this medal!!
complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/30 points)
You smacked the Blammer!
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/41 (10/1,000 points)
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Visit Newgrounds
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
I hate it when this happens
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X